June 7th, 2007 by cookie-ookie
- Yo momma’s so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
- Yo momma’s so dumb I think its a new world record
- Yo momma’s so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
- Yo momma’s so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you’d get change
- Yo momma’s so dumb she failed a survey
- Yo momma’s so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
- Yo momma’s so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
- Yo momma’s so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front
- Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
- Yo momma’s so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
- Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
- Yo momma’s so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
- Yo momma’s so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight
- Yo momma’s so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
- Yo momma’s so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
- Yo momma’s so dumb she makes Bush look smart
- Yo momma’s so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
- Yo momma’s so dumb she married Yo daddy
- Yo momma’s so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
- Yo momma’s so dumb she studied for a drug test
- Yo momma’s so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
- Yo momma’s so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back
- Yo momma’s so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn’t find the Any key
- Yo momma’s so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
- Yo momma’s so dumb that when the judge in the courtroom said Order she said Fries and a coke please
- Yo momma’s so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
- Yo momma’s so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
- Yo momma’s so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager
- Yo momma’s so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool
- Yo momma’s so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
- Yo momma’s so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
- Yo momma’s so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
- Yo momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish
- Yo momma’s so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
- Yo momma’s so dumb she went to the McDonalds drive thru and drove through the window
- Yo momma’s so dumb she thinks we are all in the Matrix
- Yo momma’s so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny
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